Smalltalk

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.
Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the
center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to
chat and before they know it, several hours have passed quite happily.
After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and
asks,
"Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks "What?"
He replies "SEX!"
Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up If I held a
gun to your head!"
"I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for
a while.
"Well, I can oblige," says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to
meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and
Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.
Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was okay.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by
the pool with another female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!
Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that
I don't have????"
Howard smiled and replied,"Parkinson's."